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Pauly D should have put a condom on it.

When did condoms go out of style for one-night stands??

The Jersey Shore star turned global touring DJ, according to various reports, knocked up an ex- Hooters waitress named Amanda who already has a five year old son from a previous relationship. She was/is a cocktail waitress at Harrah’s in Atlantic City where Pauly was gigging but they apparently did the deed in Las Vegas.

Hello Pauly, is anyone home? You got punked with the oldest trick in the book.

Oy vey.

Nice guy Pauly of course came out swinging with doing the right thing, but what choice did he have?  Said the Lothario; “I’m proud I’m a father,” Pauly D told Us Weekly. “I am excited to embark on this new part of my life.”

Sure you are.

However, who knows what really went down before this went public. When did he find out?

The baby is reportedly already 5-months old and her name is Amabella. And now there’s talk of a custody battle and him seeking full custody. Say what?

She got ya Pauly.

Fame, what a bitch.