Who says getting caught with your pants down is a bad thing? Not only is it not a bad thing, it’s the only thing that excites and refreshes a career. How many newly inducted Hollywood starlets have a sex tape? I lost count. Even Marv Albert got his sportscasters career back eventually after pleading guilty to assault and battery charges after biting down hard 15 times on a woman’s back. That’s right, I said biting down hard. So, it comes as no surprise that disgraced Governor Elliot Spitzer is about to co-host a prime time CNN program with Kathleen Parker, after cheating on his wife with a hot young prostitute multiple times. Spitzer said recently that he’s grateful to CNN honcho Jon Klein for giving him the opportunity. I bet Jon Klein is grateful that Spitzer accepted, being that CNN’s rating have been lagging for some time. See, one hand washes the other. Reminds me of what Russian Comic Yakov Smirnoff used to say, “AH, America, Vat a Country!”