Andy Cohen, you give good TV. Seriously, Andy Cohen, Bravo’s Production and Programming chief who oversees all its reality shows, gives the best TV I’ve seen in a really long time. You couldn’t write this any better if you hired Faulkner or Shakespeare. Andy, who, has managed to put together some of the funniest and sensationally unscripted programming ever, topped himself with last week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York City. The only thing missing from the episode was a scary music track to go with the scary dialogue. The ladies joined Ramona on her vow renewal, high seas weekend in the Caribbean and all hell broke loose when Kelly decided to have a major meltdown and insult and enrage every lady. The screaming, fighting, crying, craziness and creepiness went on for the full hour and I couldn’t peel my eyes away from the set. Fantasy Island, Shutter Island and Lost eat your heart out.

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