Went to opening night of Broadway’s All About Me starring Dame Edna and Michael Feinstein and the best part of the night was hanging with one of the best entertainers of all time, Liza Minnelli. It was an impromptu meeting and while we chatted about show business, my real role and purpose was shielding her from the cameras and general public while she smoked a cigarette. Of course smoking is bad and the last thing Liza needs to be doing is puffing away on a stogie, but it’s Liza Minnelli. So when she was standing next to me near the red carpet trying her hardest to bum a cig from anyone, I did what any cool chick would do who was happy to be talking to one of the all-time coolest chicks, I bummed it for her. Yeah, there was a catch. The tourist standing a few feet away smoking, who was trying his hardest to get a photo with Liza, got his photo with Liza much to her chagrin, in exchange for that valuable cigarette. She was thrilled. And she was thrilled with me so, all’s well that ends well. Liza got her cigarette, and me and the tourist got Liza.