Looks like Snooki, the breakout star of MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ may end up on sister channel VH1’s ‘Celebrity Rehab’ sooner than expected. Snookie or Snooks, who loves to party and pick up guidos, is on the verge of writing her own ticket in Hollywood, but the only ticket it looks she is getting is one for disorderly conduct. The petite guidette was allegedly drunk as a skunk and arrested on the shore and received a summons with a future court date. Snookala, listen up. You best get your little self together before your fifteen minutes turns into five. Hollywood will de-tan you faster than you can fist pump and say GTL.